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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on August 06, 2017, 09:19:25 PM

Title: "I can see for miles," said Miles' guide dog.
Post by: Mince on August 06, 2017, 09:19:25 PM: So what's your favourite pun?
Title: Re: "I can see for miles," said Miles' guide dog.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 06, 2017, 10:13:42 PM: Is that a doughnut or a meringue?
Title: Re: "I can see for miles," said Miles' guide dog.
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on August 07, 2017, 12:37:28 AM: Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 06, 2017, 10:13:42 PM
Is that a doughnut or a meringue?

;D ;D ;D

Is this just a Scottish thing?
Title: Re: "I can see for miles," said Miles' guide dog.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on August 07, 2017, 04:19:26 AM: Why do cows lie down in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Title: Re: "I can see for miles," said Miles' guide dog.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 07, 2017, 11:16:40 AM: Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on August 07, 2017, 12:37:28 AM
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 06, 2017, 10:13:42 PM
Is that a doughnut or a meringue?

;D ;D ;D

Is this just a Scottish thing?

Naw, you're right - it's a doughnut.
Title: Re: "I can see for miles," said Miles' guide dog.
Post by: Max on August 07, 2017, 07:02:39 PM: A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive.
In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.

However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A Scottish voice from the back of the room shouts, "Aye, right."
Title: Re: "I can see for miles," said Miles' guide dog.
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 07, 2017, 07:48:01 PM: ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: "I can see for miles," said Miles' guide dog.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 07, 2017, 11:15:24 PM: ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: "I can see for miles," said Miles' guide dog.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 07, 2017, 11:19:20 PM: Max, that's actually brilliant! I just read it out loud, with appropriate emphasis. Laughed out loud too. I can't wait to share it, but tragically, I may have to travel the best part of 300 miles to make it worthwhile.
Title: Re: "I can see for miles," said Miles' guide dog.
Post by: Mince on August 07, 2017, 11:30:54 PM: Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 07, 2017, 11:19:20 PM
[...] but tragically, I may have to travel the best part of 300 miles to make it worthwhile.

I assume the best part of 300 miles would be that part that is England. Is the remaining worst part of the 300 miles Scotland?
Title: Re: "I can see for miles," said Miles' guide dog.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 08, 2017, 11:03:04 AM: As is customary, you couldn't be more wrong. ;D
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Post by: Diamond Lil on August 08, 2017, 11:14:04 AM: :D
Title: Re: "I can see for miles," said Miles' guide dog.
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on August 09, 2017, 11:57:46 PM: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Title: Re: "I can see for miles," said Miles' guide dog.
Post by: Max on August 10, 2017, 05:01:13 PM: Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on August 09, 2017, 11:57:46 PM
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

So lets all sing along eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr-kn0JG5p4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr-kn0JG5p4)