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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on August 06, 2018, 10:10:24 PM

Title: Being an ex-cartoonist.
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 06, 2018, 10:10:24 PM
Being an ex-cartoonist has become rather tedious. With no deadlines to meet, my days drift by without event. From the moment Sopwith, my butler, knocks at my bedroom door with a generous Buck's Fizz, it has all become rather mundane. A breakfast of kippers, kidneys and scrambled eggs does little to lift my mood. (This morning, Sopwith had failed to pepper my fare and I damaged my wrist trying to operate the grinder). I find little solace in my lunchtime bottle of Medoc and, quite frankly, my pre-dinner gin and tonic no longer whets my appetite for the roast grouse and Beaujolais that follows. After several Napoleon Brandies, I must admit that an hour or two playing croquet on my lawn helps ease the pain. (I find the more bandy-legged of my staff make excellent hoops). Anyway, I suspect I'm no different to the rest of you out there.
Title: Re: Being an ex-cartoonist.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on August 07, 2018, 03:32:57 AM
Almost identical, but I enjoy fried mushrooms with me breckie. 
Title: Re: Being an ex-cartoonist.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 07, 2018, 12:44:12 PM
Does Sopwith have any advice on how to remove ketchup stains from a shell-suit?
Title: Re: Being an ex-cartoonist.
Post by: Roger Kettle on August 07, 2018, 03:49:37 PM
Petrol and matches.
Title: Re: Being an ex-cartoonist.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 07, 2018, 05:37:36 PM
B@st@rd!
Title: Re: Being an ex-cartoonist.
Post by: Mince on August 08, 2018, 06:54:56 PM
I've had a similar experience since retiring from being a spy for the Martian Empire. Now I'm reduced to joyriding around the moon in my TK87.
Title: Re: Being an ex-cartoonist.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 09, 2018, 10:45:34 AM
Fantasist! We all know it's a Sinclair C5.
Title: Re: Being an ex-cartoonist.
Post by: Mince on August 23, 2018, 09:09:13 AM
It's still faster than your car.
Title: Re: Being an ex-cartoonist.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 23, 2018, 11:59:59 AM
Eat...my...dust!  ;D
Title: Re: Being an ex-cartoonist.
Post by: Mince on August 23, 2018, 02:26:15 PM
Is it Airfix?