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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: peter on September 12, 2018, 07:59:05 PM
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nice to see that you have a new boat in dundee
Called the V and A
funny name for a boat
only cost 55 million over budget
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Apparently, Peter, the new V&A museum in Dundee, which opens on Saturday, will bring in 200 million visitors a week and generate 76 trillion pounds every day. At least, that's what the local council are saying. (Well, roughly). From Friday lunchtime, half the roads in the city are going to be closed for two days which will make it extremely difficult for me to get to the Dundee United v. Morton game and I may have to give it a miss.
A silver lining, I suppose.
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Not closed to pedestrians, I take it, Roger?
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PS - Note I cropped the bottom of the map so that Mincey doesn't have accurate coordinates to programme his missiles with. You're welcome!
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I've switched plans. I'm just going to carpet bomb Portugal when he goes on holiday.
He hasn't been on holiday since May 3rd so it must be close to his next one.
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It's more than a little disturbing that you know when I was last on holiday.
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To be fair, he is more than a little disturbing.
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It's more than a little disturbing that you know when I was last on holiday.
Here you go, goldfish brain. (http://www.cameldung.co.uk/index.php?topic=3387.msg44953#msg44953)
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It's more than a little disturbing you went to the bother of looking it up.
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I repeat...
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;D
Last night, the outdoor concert across the river from me in Dundee, featured some noisy chaps who go under the name of "Primal Scream". Despite my double glazing, I heard every attempt at a note. Today, for the official opening of the V&A, the music will begin at 11 a.m. Meanwhile, the waterfront roads around the museum and concert venue will remain closed until 10 p.m.
I hate the place already.
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I didn't hear a thing. The roads are fine. Move to Perth.
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Last night, the outdoor concert across the river from me in Dundee, featured some noisy chaps who go under the name of "Primal Scream".
Is the outdoor concert called "Last night"?
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Mincey, I applaud and admire your energy. Your search for ways to twist a straightforward sentence into a humorous response must be exhausting!
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Mincey, I applaud and admire your energy. Your search for ways to twist a straightforward sentence into a humorous response must be exhausting!
Roger, a stupid man who knows nothing about grammar, will always write nonsensical sentences. (y)
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I didn't hear a thing. The roads are fine. Move to Perth.
I think that's a good idea, mate! My next-door neighbour was attempting to come home from Dundee yesterday at 5 p.m. She decided to go via Perth. It took her about an hour to complete the 40-mile journey----half the time it took those who chose to make the 3-mile trip over the Tay Bridge to the same destination. I'm not sure this whole V&A opening thing was thought through carefully.
I did manage to get to the Dundee United v. Morton game. Dammit.
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Mincey, I applaud and admire your energy. Your search for ways to twist a straightforward sentence into a humorous response must be exhausting!
Roger, a stupid man who knows nothing about grammar, will always write nonsensical sentences. (y)
Should there be a comma after "grammar"?
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Should there be a comma after "grammar"?
Should there be a comma after "Dundee"?
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No, there shouldn't be. I made a mistake. I feel awful.
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;D
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Why does the opening have to last so long? Are they hoping to make it into a museum piece? The flat next door to mine is up for sale.
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The flat next door to mine is up for sale.
Let me guess: it wasn't when you first moved in to your flat.
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Some people just can't take the competition.
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So you annoyed him until he left?
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I wouldn't dream of stealing your M.O.
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You don't have the brains to steal my M.O., so I can only assume you went with your own M.O. of running naked outside his front window.
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He's already had four offers on the flat since I did that.