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Offline Malc

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Thongs For Tham
« on: July 11, 2010, 05:48:20 AM »
The previous thread inspired this idea:
What if Sam Snake was an aspiring night club singer, and had an unfortunate propensity for picking songs with 's' in the title?

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Re: Thongs For Tham
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2010, 09:35:18 AM »
Thound of Thilence

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Re: Thongs For Tham
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2010, 09:53:25 AM »
I remember that, after several attempts, he once changed some song lyrics to "I left my heart in Denver".

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Re: Thongs For Tham
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2010, 10:17:04 AM »
He may like to try the Official State Song for Mississippi:

Go, Mithithippi
Wordth and Muthic by Houthton Davith

Verthe:

Thtateth may thing their thongth of praithe
With waving flagth and hip-hoo-rayth,
Let thymbalth crath and let bellth ring
Cauthe here'th one thong I'm proud to thing.

Chorutheth:

Go, Mithithippi , keep rolling along,
Go, Mithithippi , you cannot go wrong,
Go, Mithithippi , we're thinging your thong,
M-I-ETH-ETH-I-ETH-ETH-I-P-P-I

Go, Mithithippi , you're on the right track,
Go, Mithithippi , and thith ith a fact,
Go, Mithithippi , you'll never look back,
M-I-ETH-ETH-I-ETH-ETH-I-P-P-I

Go, Mithithippi , thtraight down the line,
Go, Mithithippi , ev'rything'th fine,
Go, Mithithippi , it'th your thtate and mine,
M-I-ETH-ETH-I-ETH-ETH-I-P-P-I

Go, Mithithippi , continue to roll,
Go, Mithithippi , the top ith the goal,
Go, Mithithippi , you'll have and you'll hold,
M-I-ETH-ETH-I-ETH-ETH-I-P-P-I

Go, Mithithippi , get up and go,
Go, Mithithippi , let the world know,
That our Mithithippi ith leading the thshow,
M-I-ETH-ETH-I-ETH-ETH-I-P-P-I
I once met a guy from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Thongs For Tham
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2010, 12:33:55 PM »
He may like to try the Official State Song for Mississippi:

Go, Mithithippi
Wordth and Muthic by Houthton Davith

Verthe:

Thtateth may thing their thongth of praithe
With waving flagth and hip-hoo-rayth,
Let thymbalth crath and let bellth ring
Cauthe here'th one thong I'm proud to thing.

Chorutheth:

Go, Mithithippi , keep rolling along,
Go, Mithithippi , you cannot go wrong,
Go, Mithithippi , we're thinging your thong,
M-I-ETH-ETH-I-ETH-ETH-I-P-P-I

Go, Mithithippi , you're on the right track,
Go, Mithithippi , and thith ith a fact,
Go, Mithithippi , you'll never look back,
M-I-ETH-ETH-I-ETH-ETH-I-P-P-I

Go, Mithithippi , thtraight down the line,
Go, Mithithippi , ev'rything'th fine,
Go, Mithithippi , it'th your thtate and mine,
M-I-ETH-ETH-I-ETH-ETH-I-P-P-I

Go, Mithithippi , continue to roll,
Go, Mithithippi , the top ith the goal,
Go, Mithithippi , you'll have and you'll hold,
M-I-ETH-ETH-I-ETH-ETH-I-P-P-I

Go, Mithithippi , get up and go,
Go, Mithithippi , let the world know,
That our Mithithippi ith leading the thshow,
M-I-ETH-ETH-I-ETH-ETH-I-P-P-I


Brilliant, Tom - not a dry face in the house!
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Thongs For Tham
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2010, 01:46:19 PM »
To help with singing the song,


Anthem of Mississippi USA