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Offline Mince

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Re: Still weird.
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2017, 10:08:06 AM »
Indeed - or else the shock might have left you in a comma!  :P

Oi! That's my job.

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Re: Still weird.
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2017, 10:29:22 AM »
 ;D Y'welcome!
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Still weird.
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2017, 12:59:24 PM »
;D Y'welcome!

I shall refer you to SECTION 4.3 of CAMELDUNG: THE WAY THINGS ARE, which clearly states:

Only those with both the PEDANTRY certification and the NOTHING BETTER TO DO qualification shall correct people's English on Cameldung.
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Offline Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Still weird.
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2017, 12:11:54 AM »
I think he's actually just thinking about ripping all of his clothes off, Sandy. Don't panic.

Then again...



HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!!!

I'm SO glad you put that coma in !!

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Indeed - or else the shock might have left you in a comma!  :P



No one would have noticed, Tarks. I'm a master of disguise! In fact, I'm a...

Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon

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Offline Mince

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Re: Still weird.
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2017, 09:13:46 AM »
Roger, having your avatar next to a topic entitled "Still Weird" might be taken the wrong way.

I always smile when I see bottles that say "Still Water", and wonder whether they expected to change.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Still weird.
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2017, 05:03:05 AM »
Actually, I was joking about the CSI stuff. I purposely picked the first awful programme I could think of. Having said that, I do enjoy Law and Order which, in my view, is a class up from the other stuff. No, my distractions come mainly from the sporting arenas. Currently, I'm absorbed by the snooker and, when you throw in the usual mix of football, golf and cricket, it means I have a strict viewing schedule to adhere to!
Seriously, I plan to put some kind of timetable in place for my writing. I think it's understandable that, after 40 years of strict deadlines and heavy workloads, my brain decided to shut down for a while. If I can write 3 or 4 hours a day, that will suit me just fine.

You have done more than your share. If you were only to golf and eat ice-cream, perhaps the odd bit of vacuuming, that would be okay with the CBPFC. We can write you a note if you like.
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Re: Still weird.
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2017, 09:52:07 PM »
Thanks, Diane---much appreciated. While I am no stranger to the likes of vacuuming, ironing and cooking, I admit that the washing machine remains a mystery to me. If my wife happens to be away for any length of time, I carry my dirty laundry down to the river and beat it on the rocks.