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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Crutches instead of a chip pan
« on: July 30, 2017, 05:51:42 AM »
I was looking for a chip pan in a second hand shop (not available in shops anymore) - didn't have any but I got a pair of crutches for $5 instead.

My family have been mocking me but I think it was a sensible purchase.



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Offline Mince

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Re: Crutches instead of a chip pan
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2017, 07:28:11 AM »
So you're frying the chips in the crutches? Or am I missing something?
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Crutches instead of a chip pan
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2017, 10:24:35 AM »
Always better to need a chip pan than crutches. Makes perfect sense to me.
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Re: Crutches instead of a chip pan
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2017, 06:22:08 PM »
My wife sprained her ankle quite badly the other day. Walking with the aid of chip pans wouldn't help. Good shopping, Di!
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Crutches instead of a chip pan
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2017, 06:40:10 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on July 30, 2017, 06:22:08 PM
My wife sprained her ankle quite badly the other day. Walking with the aid of chip pans wouldn't help. Good shopping, Di!

Exactly, and if we lived closer, I would say please take these crutches.

I will be a mini-hero next time a neighbour needs help for only $5  ;D

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Re: Crutches instead of a chip pan
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2017, 12:24:13 PM »
Not so much if they want a chip pan
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Offline Mince

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Re: Crutches instead of a chip pan
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2017, 02:11:04 PM »
Ah, but does she want to be Captain Chip-Pan or Captain Crutches?
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Crutches instead of a chip pan
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2017, 08:38:54 PM »
Quote from: peter on July 31, 2017, 12:24:13 PM
Not so much if they want a chip pan

I would never loan out a chip pan should I get one - they are as rare as hen's teeth.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Crutches instead of a chip pan
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2017, 07:57:00 AM »
Rats! 3 hours too late.
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