Author Topic: Will you be in on 21st August  (Read 1910 times)

Offline Mince

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Will you be in on 21st August
« on: August 09, 2017, 12:30:45 PM »
from TV LICENSING

As there is no record of a TV Licence at your address, you should expect a visit from an Enforcement Officer.

And you should expect some choice insults, the middle finger and a door slammed in your face, assuming of course I don't just leave you outside to stare at my front door.


To be honest, given that I slammed the door in their face on the previous two visits, the last of which being over three years ago, they've probably already got the message.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Will you be in on 21st August
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2017, 02:59:45 PM »
Maybe you should just let them search for your telly and be done with it.
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Mince

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Re: Will you be in on 21st August
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2017, 04:49:26 PM »
Maybe you should let them search for a dog and a gun and a wild animal?

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Will you be in on 21st August
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2017, 08:55:11 PM »
You trying to get me locked up?
I apologise, in advance.

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Will you be in on 21st August
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2017, 11:55:50 PM »
If they're asking if you'll be in on the 21st, why not just say, "No, I won't be".

Surely that would save any hassle?