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Offline Mince

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Scottish Joke
« on: November 04, 2017, 10:05:15 PM »
"There are some rhymes visible only to the Scottish eye", said the man from Milngavie.

Offline Mince

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Re: Scottish Joke
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2017, 10:12:30 PM »
A woman goes into a butcher's on a cold winter morning, and the butcher is leaning on a radiator.

The woman asks: "Excuse me, is that yer Ayrshire bacon?"

The butcher replies: "Naw hen - I'm just heatin' ma hands!"

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Scottish Joke
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2017, 11:15:20 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ??? ;D
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Scottish Joke
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2017, 06:46:41 PM »
I can see it now......"The McMince Book of Jokes".

Offline Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Scottish Joke
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2017, 11:35:32 PM »
They're actually quite funny!

Well done, that man. 😂