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Offline Mince

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Christmas Poem
« on: December 03, 2017, 08:49:17 PM »
I'm writing a Christmas poem but I am having trouble finding words that rhyme with either interminable or baloney.

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Re: Christmas Poem
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2017, 10:05:23 PM »
Endless and Mahoney.
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Christmas Poem
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2017, 08:11:12 PM »
Giving up on the vegetarianism for the hols then Mince?

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Re: Christmas Poem
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2017, 10:25:19 PM »
Don't know if that's one of your dishes Diane, but it's excellent, a wee Christmas edible hymn.
"Away pret a manger", least it will be in about 30 minutes @ 200c.

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Re: Christmas Poem
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2017, 09:21:02 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D

Offline Mince

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Re: Christmas Poem
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2017, 11:16:58 AM »
Is that Peppa Pig sliced for the oven?

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Christmas Poem
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2017, 05:13:23 PM »
Is that Peppa Pig sliced for the oven?

No, a 3D pig was needed for the plumpness of the sausages - she probably could have sufficed for the bacon.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Christmas Poem
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2017, 05:13:53 PM »
...but may have tasted a bit cardboardy
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad