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« on: August 20, 2018, 12:44:48 PM »
Hibernian, Kilmarnock, St Mirren, Motherwell, Dunfermline, Partick Thistle, Stenhousemuir are names that I know only because I had to sit through someone reading them out while waiting for Doctor Who to start.

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Re: Football
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2018, 01:32:08 PM »
You may be struggling to find the places Hibernia and St Mirren on the map.
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Re: Football
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2018, 06:54:17 PM »
I've only heard of Doctor Who because it used to come on after the football results.

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Re: Football
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2018, 07:52:50 PM »
Did Doctor Who cheer you up after the usual Dundee United loss?

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Re: Football
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2018, 10:17:22 PM »
Not really. Daleks were more mobile than our forward line.

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Re: Football
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2018, 09:38:13 AM »
Of course, given that they can fly. And those sink plungers would be great for grasping balls.

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Re: Football
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2018, 11:28:17 AM »
Daleks can FLY? On the few occasions I've caught a glimpse of the programme, they've rumbled around the floor at two miles an hour.
I may have been influenced by a famous cartoon in Punch many years ago. It showed a group of Daleks standing at the bottom of a flight of stairs. One of them is saying something like "Well, that's our plan to rule the universe buggered. "

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Re: Football
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2018, 01:19:16 PM »
You're so behind the times, as is that joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKI3bjX3PNc

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Re: Football
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2018, 04:01:09 PM »
Good grief.

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Re: Football
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2018, 03:57:39 PM »
The tragedy! The waste! So many redundant stairwells!  :'(
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Re: Football
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2018, 09:03:48 AM »
It's a bit like St Johnstone. All those bins that each week go unemptied.

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Re: Football
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2018, 11:49:09 AM »
Listen, Matey - there's never any shortage of rubbish at McDiarmid Park!  >:(
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