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Offline peter

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Dundee
« on: September 12, 2018, 07:59:05 PM »
nice to see that you have a new boat in dundee
 Called the V and A
funny name for a boat
only cost 55 million over budget
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2018, 09:41:37 PM »
Apparently, Peter, the new V&A museum in Dundee, which opens on Saturday, will bring in 200 million visitors a week and generate 76 trillion pounds every day. At least, that's what the local council are saying. (Well, roughly). From Friday lunchtime, half the roads in the city are going to be closed for two days which will make it extremely difficult for me to get to the Dundee United v. Morton game and I may have to give it a miss.

A silver lining, I suppose. 

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2018, 11:58:25 PM »
Not closed to pedestrians, I take it, Roger?

I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2018, 12:00:34 AM »
PS - Note I cropped the bottom of the map so that Mincey doesn't have accurate coordinates to programme his missiles with. You're welcome!
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2018, 08:39:23 AM »
I've switched plans. I'm just going to carpet bomb Portugal when he goes on holiday.

He hasn't been on holiday since May 3rd so it must be close to his next one.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2018, 09:07:50 AM »
It's more than a little disturbing that you know when I was last on holiday.

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2018, 09:53:13 AM »
To be fair, he is more than a little disturbing.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2018, 07:04:18 PM »
It's more than a little disturbing that you know when I was last on holiday.

Here you go, goldfish brain.

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2018, 08:12:42 PM »
It's more than a little disturbing you went to the bother of looking it up.

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2018, 08:30:22 PM »
I repeat...
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2018, 09:45:05 AM »
 ;D

Last night, the outdoor concert across the river from me in Dundee, featured some noisy chaps who go under the name of "Primal Scream". Despite my double glazing, I heard every attempt at a note. Today, for the official opening of the V&A, the music will begin at 11 a.m. Meanwhile, the waterfront roads around the museum and concert venue will remain closed until 10 p.m.

I hate the place already.

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2018, 10:48:17 AM »
I didn't hear a thing. The roads are fine. Move to Perth.
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Re: Dundee
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2018, 04:28:13 PM »
Last night, the outdoor concert across the river from me in Dundee, featured some noisy chaps who go under the name of "Primal Scream".

Is the outdoor concert called "Last night"?

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2018, 07:58:42 PM »
Mincey, I applaud and admire your energy. Your search for ways to twist a straightforward sentence into a humorous response must be exhausting!

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2018, 08:10:55 PM »
Mincey, I applaud and admire your energy. Your search for ways to twist a straightforward sentence into a humorous response must be exhausting!

Roger, a stupid man who knows nothing about grammar, will always write nonsensical sentences.  (y)