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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2018, 08:23:29 PM »
I didn't hear a thing. The roads are fine. Move to Perth.

I think that's a good idea, mate! My next-door neighbour was attempting to come home from Dundee yesterday at 5 p.m. She decided to go via Perth. It took her about an hour to complete the 40-mile journey----half the time it took those who chose to make the 3-mile trip over the Tay Bridge to the same destination. I'm not sure this whole V&A opening thing was thought through carefully.

I did manage to get to the Dundee United v. Morton game. Dammit.

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2018, 08:27:35 PM »
Mincey, I applaud and admire your energy. Your search for ways to twist a straightforward sentence into a humorous response must be exhausting!

Roger, a stupid man who knows nothing about grammar, will always write nonsensical sentences.  (y)

Should there be a comma after "grammar"?

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2018, 08:46:10 AM »
Should there be a comma after "grammar"?

Should there be a comma after "Dundee"?

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2018, 09:14:41 AM »
No, there shouldn't be. I made a mistake. I feel awful.

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2018, 09:35:56 AM »
;D

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2018, 10:46:43 AM »
Why does the opening have to last so long? Are they hoping to make it into a museum piece? The flat next door to mine is up for sale.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2018, 10:48:21 AM »
The flat next door to mine is up for sale.

Let me guess: it wasn't when you first moved in to your flat.

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2018, 10:50:50 AM »
Some people just can't take the competition.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2018, 10:52:14 AM »
So you annoyed him until he left?

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2018, 10:57:29 AM »
I wouldn't dream of stealing your M.O.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2018, 11:10:24 AM »
You don't have the brains to steal my M.O., so I can only assume you went with your own M.O. of running naked outside his front window.

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Re: Dundee
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2018, 11:22:37 AM »
He's already had four offers on the flat since I did that.
I apologise, in advance.