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Offline Egg

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Re: Christmas competition.
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2018, 08:11:54 AM »
The Egon Has Landed

Escargot From The Planet Of The Apes

Offline Rob Baker

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Re: Christmas competition.
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2018, 05:05:38 PM »
A few more, with the real title for the more tenuous ones...
Danger Escargot    (Dangerous Cargo)
It's a Nomad, Nomad, Nomad, Nomad World
Beau Brother, Where Art Thou?
The Life and Death of Colonel Escargot      (The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp)
East of Egon      (East of Eden)
Dirty Headline Harry      (Dirty Harry)
Tomorrow is another Bidet     (Tomorrow Is Another Day)

Offline Mince

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Re: Christmas competition.
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2018, 05:19:09 PM »
Sopwith Out A Cause

Offline Rob Baker

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Re: Christmas competition.
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2018, 10:52:52 PM »
Clutching at straws now...

The Longest Bidet
Bidet the Earth Stood Still   
The Maltese Vulture   
Beau Momma from the Train

Offline Mince

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Re: Christmas competition.
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2018, 08:50:07 AM »
Hasn't he judged it yet!

Online Roger Kettle

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Re: Christmas competition.
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2018, 09:21:27 AM »
Results this evening.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Christmas competition.
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2018, 10:09:22 AM »
Sorry I'm late...

'Little Shop Of Horace'


Byeeeeee!
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Mince

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Re: Christmas competition.
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2018, 05:32:44 PM »
Results this evening.

How much effort does it take to write "Mince has won."? I have my acceptance speech ready.

Offline Egg

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Re: Christmas competition.
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2018, 08:14:08 PM »
What constitutes evening?

Online Roger Kettle

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Re: Christmas competition.
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2018, 08:18:10 PM »
Okay, here are the results.
Mince hasn't won. You've all seen his entries. They were awful.
Tarks had a brilliant entry and I loved it. Trouble is, he went for a Horace gag and the competition clearly states that it has to be Beau Peep related. Tough luck!

A commendable but surreal offering from Egg. "20,000 L'Escargots Under The Sea". What were you on?

Lovely entry from Diane and I was convinced that it would be the winner for a long time. Consider yourself extremely unlucky, Di.

Well, we now know that the winner is Rob Baker. The combination of quality and quantity tipped the scales in your favour. (As did the thought of postage to Canada!)

Rob, drop me an email or a PM with your postal address (Yes, I know, I have it somewhere but you know what my organisational skills are like). I will send off your prize in the next few days.

Thank you all for entering!

Offline Egg

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Re: Christmas competition.
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2018, 08:22:10 PM »
Congratulations Rob.  (y)

Offline Egg

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Re: Christmas competition.
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2018, 08:27:47 PM »
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A commendable but surreal offering from Egg. "20,000 L'Escargots Under The Sea". What were you on?


Moretti.......I seem to recall!

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Christmas competition.
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2018, 08:39:58 PM »
Congratulations, Rob. I thought 'Danger Escargot' was sheer genius! So much so, that I entered a Horace title, knowing it was already a lost cause.

A worthy winner! Roll on next year's Mince whinge!
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Christmas competition.
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2018, 08:51:03 PM »
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A commendable but surreal offering from Egg. "20,000 L'Escargots Under The Sea". What were you on?


Moretti.......I seem to recall!

Or Beauretti?

Offline Mince

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Re: Christmas competition.
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2018, 10:31:19 AM »
I didn't want to win anyway.