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Offline Mince

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Ask Roger
« on: January 31, 2019, 07:11:41 PM »
I was thinking the other day, something that I intend to do much more often.

Anyway, Roger must be a mine of untapped wisdom, so I thought we could have an Agony Aunt section.

Here's the first question:

Dear Rogiebabes

How should I deal with a person who takes a phone call without leaving the room when I'm watching television?

Also, what do I do about people who put shopping carts in parking spaces?

And also out-of-place commas, like those, ones that you read in, sentences that make you pause and, your internal voice begins to, sound like, William Shatner.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2019, 07:22:12 PM by Mince »

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2019, 08:46:49 PM »
Your "first question" would appear to be three questions.

1)...This is strange. I seem to recall that you proudly announced on several occasions that you never watched television. Or maybe it was that you never paid the license fee. Can't remember. Anyway, it's definitely your fault.
2)...Well, I've never had a car so I have no experience of this. It's probably your fault.

3)...Sounding like William Shatner is a GREAT idea! Being upset about this is, without doubt, your fault.

Hope this helps.

Offline Mince

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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2019, 09:11:25 AM »
Well, I've never had a car so I have no experience of this.

Well, I've never played golf, but I can still understand how rubbish it is.  ;D