Author Topic: Oh, happy days.  (Read 100 times)

Offline Roger Kettle

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Oh, happy days.
« on: April 03, 2019, 07:47:49 PM »
It's raining outside and the temperature is about 4 degrees.
Brexit.
My football team lost again.
Brexit.
I was boiling some green beans for dinner and didn't use enough water. Burnt beans. Burnt pan.

Brexit.

This stupid computer drops two lines when I only want to drop one.

I burned my thumb dealing with aforementioned pan.

What is it with this double line-dropping thing?

Brexit.

Goodnight.



Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Oh, happy days.
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2019, 08:00:30 PM »
That's a darn shame Roger  (*coat*)
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Oh, happy days.
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2019, 10:31:04 AM »
I ******* love Brexit!
I apologise, in advance.